Contracting the anti-virus.

Good morning to you all, especially to you! Well I'm not going to lie, this morning was a struggle. I know it's Monday and traditionally supposed to be a bit of struggle, however this morning just seems a little more tricky to get going than even your average Monday. Really if anything it should of been slightly easier today, what with this temporary bout of early Autumnal sunshine we've got going on this morning, there were even pink fluffy clouds gracing the azure as I stepped out the front door. So really there should be no excuse.

So I'm not really sure what has brought on this feeling of mild dread and foreboding. I can only assume my hind brain is onto something that it hasn't shared with the rest of my being as yet. So it is with slight anticipation that I come to you this morning. It feels like I'm just waiting for whatever it is to suddenly drop from a great height onto my head.

Of course, I hope that this niggle of trepidation and disquiet is not shared by all of us this morning or I'd be really worried. Perhaps you've woken up with a bit of a bounce today? Perhaps you've woken feeling unusually chipper for Monday? Maybe you've woken up with one of those anti-virus's that I have considered have existed for many years now.

You see, according to Newton, everything has an equal and opposite reaction. So in my theory, some days you awaken feeling run down, lethargic and low, it could possibly be down to a virus. Doesn't it make sense that some days you may wake up unusually bright eyed, alert, full of energy and feeling fantastic? These days you may well be suffering from an anti-virus. I'm sure we've all had them, on days where there is no real reason for feeling it.

If you do ever experience one of these days, do make sure and spend lots of time in close vicinity of people, as anti-virus may well be contagious too! I certainly wish I had one of those today at any rate.

See yawl tomorrow, if nothing dreadful and worthy of my foreboding has happened that is.

Triskaidekaphobia anyone?

Wakey wakey sleepy heads, and indeed prepare yourself for your very own large slice of Friday. Yes, yes I know it may well be Friday the 13th, and for some bizarre reason some people still enter this day with dread and foreboding. I even heard of someone who a colleague of mine used to work with, that after once having a fall and breaking his leg on a Friday the 13th always made sure to book that particular day off work to spend their whole day under the duvet to avoid any shenanigans. Nothing wrong with booking a day off to spend in bed all day of course, just don't do it because of a silly superstition! Although, sadly during one of these days under his duvet, the water tank in the man's loft sprung a leak and his entire bedroom ceiling collapsed upon him in a flood of water! Sad, funny, and yet true story! I'm sure there is probably an awesome moral to that story, I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Still, I suppose if you are in the mind frame that bad things are going to happen to you just because it's a certain day, the chances are you are more likely to notice any bad things, no matter how small they may be, and put the blame on a random date! Thankfully most of us do not suffer from Triskaidekaphobia and just see the 13th as just another gorgeous Friday!

So don't sit back and hide in the shadows today, if bad things are going to happen today, chances are they would of happened anyway even if the date had been Tuesday the 10th! (You can never really fully trust a Tuesday of course) So fling back the duvet and bounce around your bedroom, today is Friday, it will be a good day! It will be a celebration of joy and life in abundance all day! So let's grab it and make to most of all it has to offer us!

Bright and shiney this morning?

Well hello there, and indeed a good morning to you. I trust we are all happy residents of Goodmorningshire this morning and that we are all shining bright like a diamond as a young Robyn Fenty would say? Even if we're not, there's very little we can do about it now. Wednesday is upon us, it has come over and parked it's enormous and furry, heavy backside on our laps, wagged it's small tree-like tail which has whipped us in the face and made itself comfortable. Like a St Bernard fulfilling it's want to be a lap dog to it's weary owner. It's heart's in the right place, it's just a little too big and cumbersome to be sitting on people's laps.

Still, deal with it we must Wednesday's may well be big and overpowering and leave us feeling a little squashed, but let's not forget that come lunchtime we can climb on board that long bumpy slide that runs all the way down to the weekend. A call for much 'Huzzahing' if ever there was one.

So sit back, grab yourself a coffee or a tea or which ever morning beverage does it for you, and give yourself just two minutes of sitting time, preferably with your eye's closed. Take a few deep breaths in . . . and hold it (Blimey do be careful with that chest of yours, you could have somebody's eye out!) . . . and then slowly let them out, (that's the breath's by the way, not what you were thinking! tuh! honestly!) you'll be amazed a what a difference this can make to your otherwise preempted stressful day.

Right . . . well . . . I suppose I must go and make the world look slightly more awesome! So I'll see you all tomorrow! x

Ahhh normality reigns!

Good morning you little crystal bowls of brightly coloured gem stones. Now I know I don't often say this, but Ahhh Tuesday, how good it is to see you . . . Thankfully the fragrant whiff of normality has finally descended around me. The harsh, thick black clouds of maniacal stress have thinned out and dispersed, leaving me with a clear blue, sunny sky once again.

Yes dear status readers, gone are the mornings of getting up at 5am and then high tailing it (where does that phrase come from?) into work as quickly as I can, so I can fly around the office solidly working my little socks off. (Yes socks are back on my feet now, I have finally and sadly returned the shorts to the cupboard. Farewell Summer 2013 you were amazeballs) Going from one desperately urgent job to the next and then back again like I was fighting fires. Then doing this in the same frenzied state, with hardly enough time to swallow my lunchtime yoghurt, until the blessings of 5 o'clock and home time arrived, when I could go home and crumple into a large brain fried heap, and prepare myself to do the same thing the following day . . . Well they're gone until the next big thing arrives with hardly any time to do it in.

So how have you all been? I've missed you all! Yes even you!! Honestly it's such a relief to brush against the comforting pillow of calmness once more. Still plenty to do of course, but not so much that I spiral into the dark hole of derangement.

Mind you I did have to face my fears and do battle this morning when my alarm sounded at the much more reasonable time. There was a spider in the sink! Now normally of course I would call for the Heroic Spider Ridder at this point, a.k.a Lady T to deal with the fear inducing octoped. However she wasn't due to get up until half seven this morning, so it seemed a little unfair. So in the end I grabbed the very large bathroom jug, (We all have them, for those days when we wish to soak in the bath, but still wish to wash our hair) filled it to the brim from the bath and poured the torrent of water over it, in the vain hope it would disappear down the plug hole. It didn't. I couldn't believe it! It clung onto the sink despite having the entire jugful of water wash over it! At this point I panicked and quickly refilled it, thankfully after it found it's feet and started scuttling around it must of lost it's footing as the second tidal wave of bath water seemed to do the trick. Although I did then shower with the sinks plug firmly in place, just to be sure. Still one can do without that kind of adrenalin filled shenanigans first thing in the morning.

Ah well, things to do and coffee to drink I suppose. See you all tomorrow! x

This is not a test . . .

Goooooooooooooooood morning everyone! Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late! It's 'O' six hundred hours and what does the 'O' stand for? Oh my God it's early! Speaking of early, you know what they say, early to bed, early to rise, always makes people suspicious. I'm just joking with ya, speaking of funny, I saw an advert the other day for hemorrhoid cream. Why are they called 'hemorrhoids'? Shouldn't they be called 'assteroids'? Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the veal, it's lovely.

Seriously though, I'm only in this early because I have such a lot to do today, apparently there's a Boat Show on in Southampton and they needs gorgeous graphics for it. Yet despite that, apparently I'll be doing them! They are all needed by close of play on Friday as well! Such fun! So I really ought to start doing them soon I suppose.

So I was going to forgo my usual droning today and just say I'm really sorry I don't have time to write lovely morning waffle this morning (who doesn't like waffle in the morning?) but instead I seemed to slipped into some kind of 'way too early' lack of sleep induced frenzy!

Still, it's all a giggle isn't it? Who cares if it means trouble for myself by the end of play tomorrow. I mean sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called having fun.

See ya tomorrow!

Tiredly muchness.

Good morning flowers! I trust you are keeping well despite it all? Still forcing yourself up to face yet another day on life's great conveyer belt? Just keep smiling and acting the fool, we'll be fine! I know people keep telling us that 'Life's not a dress rehearsal' but maybe we should pretend that it is? That way, maybe we would worry a lot less and not make the mountains out of the molehills we face. Maybe we would spend a lot less time stressing over getting stuff wrong and just accept things for the minor hiccups they are? Who knows? Or maybe it's just to early for a conversation this deep?

Sorry about that, I nearly broke into a Philosophical Phursday on a Wednesday! Just managed to stop myself, phew!

Still, morning to you again fine fellows, I trust you are all well rested? I sadly cannot brag the same. Had one of those rubbish sleeps again last night, just couldn't get off. I blame the moth/fly we had sharing the bedroom with us last night. I call it the moth/fly because as the illustrious Mrs T pointed out at the time, although it was actually a fly, it was acting like a moth. Loudly buzzing about while flailing around like it didn't know how to fly. Then constantly smacking it's head against walls and curtains, before resting behind the wall lights so it could burn it's feet on the light bulb and start the process over again!

Not very conducive to help getting off to sleep or just trying to read as I was at the time. I did get out of bed twice to fetch a towel so I could swat it, but every time I got out of bed and grabbed the towel it disappeared! Then the moment I got back into bed . . . "Bzzzzzzzz...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Grrrr! Then to top it all off, it had the nerve to try and fly directly up my left nostril! It's amazing how much panic the feel of having a fly trying to insert itself in your face can cause. Not just to the victim but to the poor unsuspecting person laying next to you as well, who suddenly wonders why their other half is suddenly waving their arms like a looney and trying to blow through their nose.

Suffice to say, after that incident I was very much awake and not at all ready for sleepyness, which means I am very tiredly today. Thankfully I did manage to drift off eventually, but I had started doing the 'laying awake and worrying about what time you have to get up' thing and the 'how much time you have got left to sleep'. Not a good idea.

Still got to keep on keeping on and all that!

The return of the great beast.

"So now . . . we finally see . . . after waiting for two weeks . . . the unwieldy and disheveled frame of the Carlimus Maximus Tidium or 'The Common Lump' arise from it's Summer slumber. It seems like months ago now, that it crawled into it's cave for it's Summer break. But now . . . as we watch . . . it stumbles, but manages to stand upright before us, yawning and blinking in the early Autumn sunshine, still proudly displaying it's Summer Plumage."

"Of course you will find 'The Common Lump' will continue with it's Summer plumage until the late Autumn. Or at least, usually much later than most other creatures sporting Summer plumage."

"Now with it's eyes still half closed we see it tentatively reach out and take it's first drink after leaving it's cave . . ."


MORNING!! Ahhh that first coffee, always makes the difference.

How are we all then? Actually I'm not feeling too bad this morning, despite waking from a dream that I was having a bath and noticed that I had various items of table cutlery sticking out of my calf muscles!? Weird I know! There was no blood or anything, or even any pain associated with it, just had silver table forks, knives and spoons and weirdly teaspoons, seemingly inserted into the back of my legs!

Still, enough dream analysis, I back behind my desk now. I thought it would be a lot harder than it actually was getting up today. Still, there's no point in trying to fight it I suppose, I'm back in the driving seat, so I may as well get on with things rather than just moan about them. As let's be honest, that doesn't really help anyone!

HUGE HUGS to anyone who has even noticed I've been away! xx